Extra Ruse - Feb 2018

I'm afraid you misheard the apartment again. 5D is down the hall.

Appeal - Mar 2018

Somehow it comforts me greatly to know even fanged, demon-warriors detest lawyers.

Adolesence - Sep 2017

Maturation takes a while.

Binary - Feb 2018

Vivienne had complete confidence in Garrett's taste. Whatever he chose, she wore the opposite.

2nd Thoughts - Dec 2017

Steady, lads, steady. Buck up now.

Chess Club - Jun 2018

It remains an open question exactly where the Strigoi have their mating apparatus.

Circling - Mar 2018

In a disastrous mixup, Tarzan's mistresses arrive at the same place, at the same time.

Hostess - Feb 2020

Daddy's not home yet and Mommy's taking a nap. Want some ice cream?

City Life - Jun 2017

In NYC, rats are not the only problem.

Closeted - Jan 2018

Ironically, five months earlier Jeannie came out of the closet.

Collegiality - May 2018

"Daiyu? Haven't seen you in a while."
"Hi, Miranda. Yeah, I needed some me time. How's the family?"
Everyone's well, thank God. You here for Dan Forbes too?"
"No, his wife."

Black, Two Sugars - Jan 2019

Are you sure this is latte?

Focus - Mar 2018

The girls booked the resort unaware it sat next to a nudist colony

TGIF - Jan 2019

Frank - Jan 2018

Don't do it, Frank. It won't help.

Gambit - Jan 2019

White had penetrated deep. Black's next move had to be decisive to avoid disaster. Garrett held his breath.

Hand Mister - Jun 2018

Great job with the laundry. When you finish the dishes, you know where I'Il be.

Heaven Sent - Jun 2018

When you said she was divine I didn't realize you meant it literally!

Genie - Sep 2019

The rare and unpredictable Norwegian Genie grants five wishes

The Interview - Oct 2018

Ms Andrews, you're next

Neighbors - Dec 2017

Did so! Did not. Did so! Did not. Did so!

Jonathan - Sep 2018

"I can't help but fret, Stanley."
"Now, now, Martha. It's his 18th birthday. Jonathan is a man now. We can't keep him home forever."
"But I don't even know where he is."

Jonathan - Oct 2018

Jonathan - Nov 2018

I know you would never hurt me, Mortana, but bloodsucking is not cool.

Jonathan - Mar 2019

How to levitate

Jonathan - Jun 2019

"I'm greener." "I'm faster."

Just Sayin - Mar 2019

Abducted - Dec 2016

Overpowered - Dec 2016

Ravished - Dec 2016

Being abducted and overpowered by a demon can have benefits

la Grange - Dec 2016

With due respect to ZZ Top, you know what I'm talking about

Commandment - Feb 2019

Turn yourself right around, young angel. You're not leaving this cloud dressed like that.

Pets - Dec 2016

What is that? A Terrier?

Calculus - Apr 2020

"So now we can restate this equation. The 'doubling function' may be denoted by g(x) = 2x and the 'squaring function' as f(x) = x². The 'derivative' would take the function f(x), and use this information to output another function, the function g(x) = 2x. Thus the derivative of a function called f is denoted by f', i.e., f prime. For instance, if f(x) = x² is the squaring function then f'(x) = 2x is its derivative, the doubling function g above.

Is everybody paying attention?"

April - Sep 2021

Work on the 2022 Demonica Calendar is on schedule for the New Year. This is Ms April.

Crisis - Jul 2021

"Anybody order a pizza?"

A tomb-like silence descended. Though a public announcement had yet to occur at what would be the biggest declaration in human history, this moment marked the end of delicate negotiations between Earth and its first contact with extra-terrestrial beings. Panic and chaos loomed at the realization they might have atomized the world's first galactic diplomat.

Wrong Movie - Dec 2016

Wait. You're not King Kong!

Devour - Apr 2023

Update 7 years later

DevourII - Oct 2023

Her ultimate fate revealed

Incredulity - Jul 2021

"I have nothing to wear."

You Haul - Jul 2021

Hurry, ladies, it's almost 8. There's some small ones left but watch it they're fast.

Sold Out - May 2023

Societies are accelerating their move away from the atrocious, dreadful, horrible world men have created with their toxicity. It is a very strange interpretation. Let's listen in on a moment of what's coming.

"Dude, I'll take the last one. How much?"
"Well, I caught this guy in his backyard wearing just underwear. I chloroformed him about an hour ago. If he wakes up before you get home, you'll have to knock him out."
"No problem."