Extra Ruse - Feb 2018
I'm afraid you misheard the apartment again. 5D is down the hall.
Appeal - Mar 2018
Somehow it comforts me greatly to know even fanged, demon-warriors detest lawyers.
Adolesence - Sep 2017
Maturation takes a while.
Binary - Feb 2018
Vivienne had complete confidence in Garrett's taste. Whatever he chose, she wore the opposite.
2nd Thoughts - Dec 2017
Steady, lads, steady. Buck up now.
Chess Club - Jun 2018
It remains an open question exactly where the Strigoi have their mating apparatus.
Circling - Mar 2018
In a disastrous mixup, Tarzan's mistresses arrive at the same place, at the same time.
Hostess - Feb 2020
Daddy's not home yet and Mommy's taking a nap. Want some ice cream?
City Life - Jun 2017
In NYC, rats are not the only problem.
Closeted - Jan 2018
Ironically, five months earlier Jeannie came out of the closet.
Collegiality - May 2018
"Daiyu? Haven't seen you in a while." "Hi, Miranda. Yeah, I needed some me time. How's the family?" Everyone's well, thank God. You here for Dan Forbes too?" "No, his wife."
Black, Two Sugars - Jan 2019
Are you sure this is latte?
Focus - Mar 2018
The girls booked the resort unaware it sat next to a nudist colony
TGIF - Jan 2019
Frank - Jan 2018
Don't do it, Frank. It won't help.
Gambit - Jan 2019
White had penetrated deep. Black's next move had to be decisive to avoid disaster. Garrett held his breath.
Hand Mister - Jun 2018
Great job with the laundry. When you finish the dishes, you know where I'Il be.
Heaven Sent - Jun 2018
When you said she was divine I didn't realize you meant it literally!
Genie - Sep 2019
The rare and unpredictable Norwegian Genie grants five wishes
The Interview - Oct 2018
Ms Andrews, you're next
Neighbors - Dec 2017
Did so! Did not. Did so! Did not. Did so!
Jonathan - Sep 2018
"I can't help but fret, Stanley."
"Now, now, Martha. It's his 18th birthday. Jonathan is a man now. We can't keep him home forever."
"But I don't even know where he is."
Jonathan - Oct 2018
Jonathan - Nov 2018
I know you would never hurt me, Delilah, but bloodsucking is not cool.
Jonathan - Mar 2019
How to levitate
Jonathan - Jun 2019
"I'm greener." "I'm faster."
Just Sayin - Mar 2019
Abducted - Dec 2016
Overpowered - Dec 2016
Ravished - Dec 2016
Being abducted and overpowered by a demon can have benefits
la Grange - Dec 2016
With due respect to ZZ Top, you know what I'm talking about
Commandment - Feb 2019
Turn yourself right around, young angel. You're not leaving this cloud dressed like that.
Wrong Movie - Dec 2016
Wait. You're not King Kong!
Calculus - Apr 2020
"So now we can restate this equation. The 'doubling function' may be denoted by g(x) = 2x and the
'squaring function' as f(x) = x². The 'derivative' would take the function f(x), and use this information to output
another function, the function g(x) = 2x. Thus the derivative of a function called f is denoted by f', i.e., f prime.
For instance, if f(x) = x² is the squaring function then f'(x) = 2x is its derivative, the doubling function g above.
Is everybody paying attention?"
Pets - Dec 2016
What is that? A Terrier?