Extra Ruse - Feb 2018
I'm afraid you misheard the apartment again. 5D is down the hall.
Appeal - Mar 2018
Somehow it comforts me greatly to know even fanged, demon-warriors detest lawyers.
Adolesence - Sep 2017
Maturation takes a while.
Binary - Feb 2018
Vivienne had complete confidence in Garrett's taste. Whatever he chose, she wore the opposite.
2nd Thoughts - Dec 2017
Steady, lads, steady. Buck up now.
Chess Club - Jun 2018
It remains an open question exactly where the Strigoi have their mating apparatus.
Circling - Mar 2018
In a disastrous mixup, Tarzan's mistresses arrive at the same place, at the same time.
Hostess - Feb 2020
Daddy's not home yet and Mommy's taking a nap. Want some ice cream?
City Life - Jun 2017
In NYC, rats are not the only problem.
Closeted - Jan 2018
Ironically, five months earlier Jeannie came out of the closet.
Collegiality - May 2018
"Daiyu? Haven't seen you in a while."
"Hi, Miranda. Yeah, I needed some me time. How's the family?"
Everyone's well, thank God. You here for Dan Forbes too?"
"No, his wife."
Black, Two Sugars - Jan 2019
Are you sure this is latte?
Focus - Mar 2018
The girls booked the resort unaware it sat next to a nudist colony
TGIF - Jan 2019
Frank - Jan 2018
Don't do it, Frank. It won't help.
Gambit - Jan 2019
White had penetrated deep. Black's next move had to be decisive to avoid disaster. Garrett held his breath.
Hand Mister - Jun 2018
Great job with the laundry. When you finish the dishes, you know where I'Il be.
Heaven Sent - Jun 2018
When you said she was divine I didn't realize you meant it literally!
Genie - Sep 2019
The rare and unpredictable Norwegian Genie grants five wishes
The Interview - Oct 2018
Ms Andrews, you're next
Neighbors - Dec 2017
Did so! Did not. Did so! Did not. Did so!
Jonathan - Sep 2018
"I can't help but fret, Stanley."
"Now, now, Martha. It's his 18th birthday. Jonathan is a man now. We can't keep him home forever."
"But I don't even know where he is."
Jonathan - Oct 2018
Jonathan - Nov 2018
I know you would never hurt me, Mortana, but bloodsucking is not cool.
Jonathan - Mar 2019
How to levitate
Jonathan - Jun 2019
"I'm greener." "I'm faster."
Just Sayin - Mar 2019
Abducted - Dec 2016
Overpowered - Dec 2016
Ravished - Dec 2016
Being abducted and overpowered by a demon can have benefits
la Grange - Dec 2016
With due respect to ZZ Top, you know what I'm talking about
Commandment - Feb 2019
Turn yourself right around, young angel. You're not leaving this cloud dressed like that.
Wrong Movie - Dec 2016
Wait. You're not King Kong!
Calculus - Apr 2020
"So now we can restate this equation. The 'doubling function' may be denoted by g(x) = 2x and the
'squaring function' as f(x) = x². The 'derivative' would take the function f(x), and use this information to output
another function, the function g(x) = 2x. Thus the derivative of a function called f is denoted by f', i.e., f prime.
For instance, if f(x) = x² is the squaring function then f'(x) = 2x is its derivative, the doubling function g above.
Is everybody paying attention?"
Pets - Dec 2016
What is that? A Terrier?
Crisis - Jul 2021
"Anybody order a pizza?"
A tomb-like silence descended. Though a public announcement had yet to occur at what would be the biggest declaration in human history, this moment marked the end of delicate negotiations between Earth and its first contact with extra-terrestrial beings. Panic and chaos loomed at the realization they might have atomized the world's first galactic diplomat.
Incredulity - Jul 2021
"I have nothing to wear."
April - Sep 2021
Work on the 2022 Demonica Calendar is on schedule for the New Year. This is Ms April.